T Minus 168 - Dead Men Talking

“In this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?'" -- George (The "W" stands for "Worst") Bush, Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

Say, Dumbya? If they could talk, those dead men in the portraits would tell you that you’re really, Really, REALLY not destined as "The Future Fifth Face On Mount Rushmore". And Buchanon, Pierce, Harrison and Harding probably would tell you that they’re mighty happy you came along. For those that aren't pushing daisies, January 20th, 2009 will be The End Of An Error.