“Hey! Senator!! Go (cheney) yourself!!!”

OK, John Forbes Kerry shouldn’t have asked it, the way he did. That was dumb. Very dumb. But then again, I’m an old soldier, and that kind of salty language doesn’t bother me in the least. If salty language bothers you, dear gentle reader, stop reading, right now.

Kerry’s question was a good question; one that needed to be asked even though it should have been worded differently.

What am I referring to? John Forbes Kerry’s interview with Rolling Stone magazine, where – referring to Boy Blunder’s handling of The War Of Choice – John Forbes Kerry asked, and I quote:

"Did I expect George Bush to f--- it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody did."

And that IS true; who expected that Boy Blunder would create "The Mother Of All FUBARs?"

What John Forbes Kerry also didn’t expect was how the republiCon’s would respond.

After all, Boy Blunder repeatedly dropped the F-Bomb in his 1999 interview in Talk Magazine. Would Republicans rip Kerry for using the same word Bush did, just a couple of years earlier?

Of course not. “Republicans” wouldn’t do that; that would be “hypocritical.” But, today, GOP stands for GreedOverPrinciples, “Republicans” have been kicked out, and “republiCons” are the inmates running the asylum.

So when Kerry dropped the F-Bomb, republiCons went ballistic.

Drug Limpstick and the rest of the EchoChamberRadio gang jumped all over it; El Druggo started callin’ him “John F-ing Kerry.”

Andy Card, Boy Blunder’s Chief of Staff, was all over it, too. As reported on FauxNews.com:

"That's beneath John Kerry," the president's chief of staff, Andrew Card, said in a televised interview.
"I'm very disappointed that he would use that kind of language," Card said. "I'm hoping that he's apologizing at least to himself, because that's not the John Kerry that I know."

WOW! In 1999, Boy blunder repeatedly drops the F-Bomb, no problemo. In late 2003, John F’ing Kerry drops the F-Bomb, BIG DEAL. With me so far?

In his duties as Vice President, Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney presides over the Senate. And one day, a few months after the republiCons jumped all over John F’ing Kerry, Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney was over at the senate. Now, two things notable happened at the Senate on this day: the Senate passed “The Defense Of Decency Act” which addressed indecent language on TV, and VPOTUS Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney told Senator Patrick Leahy, in the Senate:

“Hey! Senator!! Go F*** yourself!!!”

Or, as I like to say, to point out the blatant hypocrisy of republiCons:

“Hey! Senator!! Go (cheney) yourself!!!”

Asked about it on FauxNews, in addition saying it was “appropriate”, and that he “felt better afterwards”, Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney said, and here’s the whole quote:

CHENEY: Well, I think that a lot of my colleagues felt that what I had said badly needed to be said, that it was long overdue.

In that interview with Neil Cavuto, Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney also weasels out of breaking a rule by dropping the “(cheney)-bomb” in the senate, on the technicality that the senate wasn’t in session. Other places covered for Dick (cheney)in' Cheney by noting that, technically, Cheney's a member of the administration, so rules governing senator's behavior in the senate, don't apply to Dick (cheney)in' Cheney. Hmmm.... republiCons citing "technicalities" to cover THEIR guy....who'da thunk?

Now, let’s revisit what Andy Card said when John F’ing Kerry dropped the “(cheney)-bomb”:

"That's beneath John Kerry," the president's chief of staff, Andrew Card, said in a televised interview.
"I'm very disappointed that he would use that kind of language," Card said. "I'm hoping that he's apologizing at least to himself, because that's not the John Kerry that I know."

What was the official White House line on Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney droppin’ the “(cheney)-bomb”?

Zip. Nada. Crickets.

But, here’s what Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney’s spokesman said:

"Reserving the right to revise and extend my remarks, that doesn't sound like language the vice president would use, but there was a frank exchange of views."

republiCons count on people not remembering history, let alone recent events. IMNSHO, here's why: “Those that forget the lessons of history, tend to vote republiCon.”

And it appears to me that our friends over at Minnesota Democrats Exposed know that, live that, and breathe that. Lately, they like to rip Al Franken as havin’ a potty-mouth, or some such silly shit like that.

You think the boys at MDE would criticize Dick (cheney)in’ Cheney for droppin’ the “(cheney)-bomb”? Or criticize Boy Blunder for when he did? Or, Wolfie, who went “(cheney)-bomb” ballistic this last spring?

Not on your (cheney)in’ life.

Which, of course, only goes to show, once again, why GOP now stands for GreedOverPrinciples, and in the GOP party, the inmates are running the asylum.

They're in an uproar 'cause someone said Norm "Smokescreen" Coleman, R=Lapdog, lacks "balls."

Gentle reader, let me tell you that from this veteran's perspective, Norm "Smokescreen" Coleman, R=Lapdog, not only lacks balls; he lacks guts, he lacks spine, and he lacks honor.