RNC08: Importing hookers to city near you!

Since the party of family values will be coming to town this August, how are we going to cope with the expanded needs of horny Republicans? There just aren't enough prostitutes in Minnesota for all the Republicans who will be expecting to have a good time.

'More business' from GOP

Too bad for Watson and others like him that Denver didn't land the GOP convention instead, said Carol Leigh, a San Francisco prostitute "over 50" who has traveled to previous Democratic conventions in Los Angeles and Atlanta."It would be a lot better for the sex workers if it was the Republican convention," she said.

"We get a lot more business. I don't know if they're just frustrated because of the family values agenda," she said.

When the Republican convention was held in New York in 2004, some sex workers offered limited-time discounts, according to New York Magazine, which ran a feature story titled "The Girls in Their Summer Hot Pants."
(Rocky Mountain News, hat tip to ThinkProgress)